What's the fastest way to
get off an Italian cruise ship? -
Follow the captain
So the captain of the Costa
Concordia will soon be in the dock.
That's more than can be said for his ship.
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise
ships? - On the rocks
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian
cruise ships? - Leeks
The captain says he is not guilty of
manslaughter............................
He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near any
passengers who died.
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Subject:
Cruise ship update
Italian divers searching the stricken cruise
ship have found two Scotsmen at the bar.
They've told the divers to f--k off, they're all
inclusive and they still have 12 days
left.............!!